Welcome, Welcome one and all to the Namtek Speedway! We're going to have an amazing race here today folks, let's get started by introducing our driver's and their teams! On Team PAN-thers (Palo Alto Networks) we have Darryl Jameson, driving in Absolut-ly Terrific's (Absolute Software) red rocket, and Trish Singer, driving the HiSoft-5 (HiSoftware) purple pearl. On the other side we have Team DangerDefense (Department of Defense), with driver Brian Benedict in the Titus Titan (Titus Labs) blue barracuda, and Joe Lubelczyk in the NitroNitrous (Nitro Security) silver bullet.
The drivers have already started circling the speedway today, with the red rocket, Darryl Jameson and Absolut-ly Terrific, in the lead. Behind Darryl we have Brian and the blue barracuda, Joe with the silver bullet and finally Trish with the purple pearl in the rear.
This race is destined to make history, folks- stick around for all the thrills, chills and…. CRASHES! We'll see you next time!
And now, a quote from the 2006 Pixar movie, CARS:
Bob Cutlass: We're midway through what may turn out to be a historic day for racing.
Darrell Cartrip: Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now. If this gets any more exciting, they're gonna have to tow me out of the booth!
Bob Cutlass: Right you are, Darrell!
